I wrote about this back in 2018 but when I heard “Brown-Eyed Handsome Man” on the radio yesterday, it reminded how much I was bothered by one particular verse.
The classic Chuck Berry song has been recorded by numerous artists over the years including Buddy Holly, Wanda Jackson, and Sir Paul McCartney.
Now I wouldn’t blame the British-born McCartney if he’d written
Well-a two, three the count with nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stands
A-rounding third he was a-heading for home
It was a brown eyed handsome man
That won the game it was a brown eyed handsome man
But Berry?
TWO-THREE THE COUNT??? Said by no baseball fan ever.
Chuck Berry, born in 1926 in St. Louis, MO, home of the St. Louis Cardinals (the Browns were also there at the time). He supposedly was a big fan of the Cards; he even threw out a ceremonial first pitch in 2011 and sang the National Anthem, accompanied by his daughter, prior to Game 5 of the that year’s NLCS between the Cardinals and Milwaukee Brewers.
To be fair, Berry also flip-flopped another common name when he wrote
Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match…
Musical dyslexia?









