The Mets Fans’ Sad Lexicon

March 3, 2011

With apologies to Franklin Pierce Adams:

These are the saddest words Mets fans could hear:
“Invested with Madoff — we’re broke.”

Try to deny, but the answer’s quite clear.
“Invested with Madoff — we’re broke.”

Major League Baseball lent millions in cash.
More dough? “You kidding? That’s it from our stash.”
The new baseball season goes into the trash.

“Invested with Madoff — we’re broke.”

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